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Happily Ever After

This is one of those French comedies that also has a serious undertone to it as well, and I'm having a hard time thinking of how to sum it up exactly. I think, in the end, it is rather one of those "the grass is always greener" kind of movies, where the married men are jealous of their freewheeling bachelor friend and said bachelor is jealous of their wives and children. There are affairs and secrets and conversations and romances and chance encounters and questions and much silliness and love and struggle.

I definitely enjoyed the film, but it's very uneven and at times even puzzling and confusing. There was one line that made no sense whatsoever and had me utterly baffled for quite some time, making me question for a good while exactly who was the wife and who was the mistress in one case. And another moment in the film, either a fantasy or a memory, also was very confusing, making me unsure of exactly what was really going on. Being at least aquainted, if not personally involved in polyamory, there is always that weird space of looking at all these shennanigans and wondering if it's really necessary and wondering if these people prefer and believe in the traditional forms of marriage and relationships set down by culture over time or if they are just trapped by them, believing that this is the only acceptable way to live and love? Fluffy and fun and had the most bizarrely unexpected cameo by Johnny Depp that totally threw me off, like seeing someone you know well in a totally unexpected place/context.

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Help!

This is one of the fluffiest of the Beatles' movies, substituting dry wit and style for hijinks and wackiness. Nevertheless, if you like slapstick and screwball comedy sprinked with what essentially are music videos before there were music videos, you'll have a blast. In this ludicrous film, a fan sends Ringo a massive red ring that he cannot for the life of him get off his finger. Unfortunately it is his life that is at risk, as the sacrifical ring belongs to the bloodthristy cult of Kali and it is decreed that whoever wears the ring must be slaughtered. If that weren't enough, a crazed scientist discovers the ring and is convinced he must have it because with such a ring he could, dare I say it, rule the world! This is terribly irreverent and politically incorrect to the extreme, but I revel in its fabulous foolishness.

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Hero

This movie makes Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon look like an OK flick. Don't be deceived by the seemingly simplistic beginning. The film is far more complex and layered than it first appears to be, telling and retelling a story of how one man managed to defeat three of the greatest assassins in all of China. The choreography and martial arts are fantastic, the characters are fascinating and compelling, and the cinematography is breathtaking. The story is told with a high sense of myth; the grandeur befitting the epic tale being spun. But most striking and delightful is the use of color as a metaphor for the emotions, situations, and characters: red for passion, light blue for reason, green for youth, and white for truth. An amazing cast. An amazing film. It stole my breath away.

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Horseman on the Roof

This is an extremely beautiful movie about a very ugly time, when cholera was ravaging the south of France in 1832. An Italian soldier, running from the Austrian secret police, comes upon an exquisite young woman who is determined to find her husband, even though it means she must delve deeper and deeper into quarantined and disease-infested areas of the country. As determined as she is to reach her husband, so is the soldier to go with her and protect her as best he can. While watching this film I kept shaking my head at this woman's persistence, which to be honest is more often foolhardy insanity. I had the urge to smack her upside the head in the hopes of bringing her to her senses and could not for the life of me understand why this handsome dashing soldier would find her quest, or her for that matter, so irresistable that he could not abandon her. Over and over again I whispered inside my head, "She's crazy! She's married! You can do better! Dump the crazy bitch and get on with your life!" Probably just as well he couldn't hear me - would have made for a pretty dull movie otherwise. And it is, without a doubt, an exceedingly well-made and gorgeous film, with amazing landscapes, architecture, costumes, and people.

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